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Jack : Just gotta do one more thing. Dina : What's that? Jack : Meet his parents. Dina : Jack-- Jack : Honey, relax. I'm sure they're wonderful. Dina : Good night, Jack. To name their son Gaylord Focker.

View Quote. Jack : Let me ask you a question, Greg. Let's just say you have kids So, you hire a baby-sitter, someone you think you can trust. References, work experience-- it all checks out fine.

But then how do you really know for certain I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg? Greg : Sure, I think so. Jack : No, the answer is you cannot. Jack : Oh, geez, I just realized something. Dina : What? Jack : Pam's middle name. Dina : [unconcerned] Martha. Jack and Dina : Pamela Martha Focker. Jack : Pam told me she let you in on a little secret of mine last night. Greg : Yes, she did. Jack : Well, as long as you can keep your mouth shut for the rest of your life, you're in no immediate danger.

Greg : I won't tell. Jack : I'm just being humorous. Greg : Huh. That was funny. Jack : But the fact is, Greg, with the knowledge you've been given, you are now on the inside of what I like to call Greg : Okay. Jack : Okay, good. Jack : Put your hands over there. That's it. Greg : You're sick, you know that? Jack : Is your name Gaylord Focker?

Yes or no? Greg : Yes. Jack : Are you a male nurse? Jack : Are you a pothead? Greg : No. Jack : Have you ever smoked pot? Jack : Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jack : Did you do that because you desperately were seeking my approval? Jack : Because you love my daughter Pam? Jack : Do you want to marry her? Greg : I did , until I met you. Jack : What does that mean? Greg : I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything.

But frankly, sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts I think you've got some serious issues. Jack : If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter? Greg : Would you lighten up a lot? Jack : Yeah. Greg : Yes or no? Jack : Yes. Greg : Would you let me and Pam Jack : I promise not interfere in your lives all the time. Greg : Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse? Jack : Could you at least try, maybe, to consider another profession?

Greg : Jack, yes or no? Jack : Ever? Greg : No! Jack : Okay, yes. Greg : Would you let me and Pam sleep in the same room? Jack : Don't push it, Focker. You're in a real mess. If you married my daughter, would you support her Jack : Would you be honest and faithful to her? Jack : Will you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your life? Greg : Of course. Jack : Gaylord Focker, will you be my son-in-law? Jack : You must've had vegetables fresher than that, growing up on a farm, Greg.

Pam : Dad, uh, Greg grew up in Detroit. Jack : He told me he grew up on a farm. Dina : Do they have many farms in Detroit? Greg : No, Dina, no, not a lot. In fact, Jack, I should clarify this. I didn't actually grow up The house we grew up in was originally erected So that, plus we had a lot of pets-- Jack : Which one did you milk then?

Pam : Dad! Jack : Honey, he said he pumped milk. What have you ever milked? Greg : A cat. Pam : A cat? Greg : I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story? Jack : Sure. Greg : My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 8 of them, and there was this one little runt Jack : Teat?

Pam : Dad. Greg : What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him.

Dina : I had-- I had no idea you could milk a cat. Greg : Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. Jack : I have nipples, Greg.

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Dina Byrnes : I had no idea you could milk a cat! Greg Focker : Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. Pam Byrnes : Dad, that's beautiful.

Toggle navigation User area. Toggle search bar. Interpreted by. Plot — Greg Focker is madly in love with his girlfriend Pam and he is ready to take the plunge. Then Greg realizes that to get the girl's hand he has first to gain the confidence of her incredible father, Jack Byrnes.

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Jack Byrnes: I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker. Jack Byrnes: Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security. Greg Focker: I'm not raising my voice. I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay? Flight Attendant: Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage

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Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you'll feel the need for this type of security. All right, now look, Focker, I'm a patient man. That's what 13 months in a Vietnamese prison camp will do to you. But I will be watching you, studying your every move.

Jack : Just gotta do one more thing. Dina : What's that?

Я проделал анализ и получил именно такой результат - цепную мутацию. Теперь Сьюзан поняла, почему сотрудник систем безопасности так взволнован. Цепная мутация. Она знала, что цепная мутация представляет собой последовательность программирования, которая сложнейшим образом искажает данные.

The Best Meet the Parents Quotes

ГЛАВА 21 Голос американца, звонившего Нуматаке по прямой линии, казался взволнованным: - Мистер Нуматака, в моем распоряжении не больше минуты. - Хорошо. Полагаю, вы получили обе копии ключа.

Он молился не об избавлении от смерти - в чудеса он не верил; он молился о том, чтобы женщина, от которой был так далеко, нашла в себе силы, чтобы ни на мгновение не усомнилась в его любви. Он закрыл глаза, и воспоминания хлынули бурным потоком. Он вспомнил факультетские заседания, лекции - все то, что заполняло девяносто процентов его жизни. Вспомнил о Сьюзан. Это были простые воспоминания: как он учил ее есть палочками, как они отправились на яхте к Кейп-Коду. Я люблю тебя, Сьюзан, - подумал .

Это. - Si. Беккер попросил дать ему картонную коробку, и лейтенант отправился за. Был субботний вечер, и севильский морг не работал. Молодой лейтенант пустил туда Беккера по распоряжению севильской гвардии - похоже, у этого приезжего американца имелись влиятельные друзья.

Беккер осмотрел одежду.

May 16, - Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Meet the Parents? "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" — Jack. "Did they teach you that in the CIA?" — Greg. "Are you a pothead, Focker?" — Jack.

Сьюзан пожала плечами. - Обычная проверка кандидата. - Ну и ну… - Беккер с трудом сдержал улыбку.  - И что же ты ответила. Она ткнула его в ногу носком туфли.

Это два разных элемента. Люди на подиуме перешептывались. - Уран и плутоний! - воскликнул Джабба, и в его голосе впервые послышались нотки надежды.

 - Нам нужно установить разницу между этими элементами.

Если Танкадо перестанет быть фактором? - вслух размышлял Нуматака.  - Тогда мы с вами придем к соглашению. - Буду держать вас в курсе, - произнес голос, и вслед за этим в трубке раздались короткие гудки.

ГЛАВА 14 Беккер впился глазами в труп.

Беккер проехал уже половину пути, когда услышал сзади металлический скрежет, прижался к рулю и до отказа открыл дроссель.

Вы мне поможете. Человек вашей репутации - ценнейший свидетель. Клушару эта идея понравилась. Он сел в кровати.

Танкадо посмотрел на женщину, поднеся исковерканные пальцы прямо к ее лицу, как бы умоляя понять. Кольцо снова блеснуло на солнце. Женщина отвернулась. Танкадо, задыхаясь и не в силах произнести ни звука, в последней отчаянной надежде посмотрел на тучного господина.

Пожилой человек вдруг поднялся и куда-то побежал, видимо, вызвать скорую. Танкадо явно терял последние силы, но по-прежнему совал кольцо прямо в лицо тучному господину.

Коммандер, - все же возразила она, - это слишком крупная неприятность, и с ней не стоит оставаться наедине. Вам следовало бы привлечь кого-то. - Сьюзан, появление Цифровой крепости влечет за собой очень серьезные последствия для всего будущего нашего агентства.

Comments: 2
  1. Mazum

    The word of honour.

  2. Nakinos

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